Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The coolest kids EVER

Reason number 12, 455 to talk to your children about drugs. Specifically, make them understand that they shouldn't do drugs, but if they simply MUST, they're going to do real drugs, and properly, dammit! Decadent parties, dangerous strangers, the full Lou Reed nine yards. Not cheersing whip-it balloons with your band camp friends in someone's WoW basement and then posting a video of it to YouTube. This is hardly a worthwhile way to kill 8 million brain cells.


I just want to punch the dude on the left. Right in his doughy, addled face.


Saturday, March 27, 2010

Where zee heck have I been?


I'll admit I dropped the ball on kicking the ol' sky for a while there...


But here I am... back on it and full of pep, zest, sass, vim, and all sorts of other effervescent-type words which can double as cleaning product brand names.


New look and lots and lots and lots more blogs coming soon! Which I'm sure all 3 people who read this will be THRILLED to hear. YEZZZ!