Reason number 12, 455 to talk to your children about drugs. Specifically, make them understand that they shouldn't do drugs, but if they simply MUST, they're going to do real drugs, and properly, dammit! Decadent parties, dangerous strangers, the full Lou Reed nine yards. Not cheersing whip-it balloons with your band camp friends in someone's WoW basement and then posting a video of it to YouTube. This is hardly a worthwhile way to kill 8 million brain cells.
I just want to punch the dude on the left. Right in his doughy, addled face.
yankee-doodle fuckburgers.
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