It's Tuesday, fucking eh!

Reasons why Tuesday is great:

- it's the farthest possible point in time until the next Monday
- it's completely underrated, which makes it a great time to go out and live it up. Restaurant and bar staff will be so surprised to see a patron actually enter their establishment on a Tuesday, that they will lavish you with attention and treat you like royalty. There are also great bargains to be had at all sort of places, as companies try to entice business on the slowest day of the week with stuff like cheap movie tickets, drink deals and 10 cent chicken wings*. Go on, you brave pioneer of the Tuesday evening activity, and reap the bountiful rewards!!
- all of the good Indian food places in my neighbourhood are closed on Monday (a fact I was unfortunately made privy to last night, in the midst of a rather serious Fish Tikka craving), therefore Tuesday is a cause for celebration. It's like delicious, savoury Indian food is born anew each and every week!
- I really have no idea if the above photo was taken on a Tuesday, but let's pretend it was. On Tuesdays your cat will tolerate you taking a photo of her next to a toy you've dubbed "Fashion Cat", who is in turn wearing a scarf that seems to be made out of cat, or at least designed to look like one. It's like my own personal version of Three Wolf Moon. Thanks, triple-kitty Tuesday!
- some people might argue that now I'm really reaching to come up with reasons why Tuesday is so great. But on Tuesday, I don't have to listen to the nay-sayers! Hahaha, all you Tuesday haters, fuck you and the Segway you rode in on.

*Even though it's Tuesday, the day of fun and activity and amazing deals and life and adventure!.... maybe skip the discount wings. Just because it's a good deal doesn't necessarily mean you should ingest appendages that may or may not have been severed from a fowl genetically engineered to have 8 of them. ALLEGEDLY.